how i met your mother makes me nostalgic for a time in my life that hasn’t even happened yet
i’m gonna start documenting my life more
i only have like 3 serious friends but that’s okay because after the summer i’ll have a cat
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
this was during a rehearsal tho
Originally from ♔ • g o l d e n h a n d
Joe Iurato is an street and commercial artist based in New Jersey. He places miniature sculptures in public spaces and transforms his environment to small tales.
Originally from Cross Connect
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
Originally from You Down with OPP?
i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.
where is all that brain power going.
i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world
Originally from GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done
Originally from raggedy man
Originally from Matt's GIFs
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Originally from hello friend!
dear kyle. how are things? best.
i’ve been doing okay
just not in a talking mood
slowly realizing that i’m actually in love with sophie turner
What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she was someone who cried a lot, or texted too often, or had an eating disorder, or wanted too much/too little sex, or generally felt anything beyond the realm of emotionally undemanding agreement. That does not make these women crazy. That makes those women human beings, who have flaws, and emotional weak spots. However, deciding that any behavior that he does not like must be insane– well, that does make a man a jerk.
And when men do this on a regular basis, remember that, if you are a woman, you are not the exception. You are not so cool and fabulous and levelheaded that they will totally get where you are coming from when you show emotions other than “pleasant agreement.”
When men say “most women are crazy, but not you, you’re so cool” the subtext is not, “I love you, be the mother to my children.” The subtext is “do not step out of line, here.” If you get close enough to the men who say things like this, eventually, you will do something that they do not find pleasant. They will decide you are crazy, because this is something they have already decided about women in general.
Jennifer Wright, “Lady, You Really Aren’t ‘Crazy’” (via aestivalism)
Originally from SPARK Movement
wow i never noticed how effin hot MIA is
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
Originally from Golf Wang